Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Of Grandmas, Gorrilas and Geshem

True, it has been only a few days since the last blog, but this one I might actually have something of substance to talk about. and if I don't, well...you can stop reading my blog. I think I should start with the first two aspects of my title today; although the whole world i think knows the story it is definately worth repeating. of if u think it's not go away...i mean go way down till after it's done...
Ok so at a very good friend of mine's wedding on monday someone dressed up in a gorilla costume. like those masocot things that all the yeshiva guys wear at weddings and especailly on purim getting trashed...aka getting tzedaka for their ever collapsing/poor yeshiva. ok very wrong generalization, but since i know u thought it was almost funny, and can't expect much more out of me, that mean spirited joke will stay, not that i really meant it to badly. back to ramblings/story: so the gorilla is dancing around on the men's side (or else i wudnt know!) in front of the chosson and kallah, like where all the guys make their sad trys to make fools and of course be m'sameach the couple. why a very well built guy and i(not well built) were slamming our bodies together during this is for another discussion, one that will not be discussed. ok so gorilla person is doing their little shtick, some dancing, wtvr, nothing crazy, it even tried to jump a little and literally did not make it more than 2 inches off the ground, fine, fine, maybe it's hard to jump in those things...i've never been in one..and have neverheard ne positive abt them either. as our gorilla friend walks off i'm so sure i see a glove come off to reveal a female hand with what really looks like a ring. so i was a little disturbed, maybe it was some drunk 20 yr old or something, who was dying for a shidduch, G-d knows..., i have noo clue. BUT no, that was not it, soon after sitting down, someone, who could barely get the words out he was laughing so hard, told us that the gorrila was actually a 65 year old grandma...well i assume she was. or then again maybe not, who wud marry such a nut. wel m/b she's divorced and was looking for a guy that knew how to dance becuz it gets worse...she was dancing, wittnesses say, with one of the biggest rabbanim of baltimore (!) that is flippin nuts. obviousley the rav did not know, at least while he was doing the little "keitzad merakdin" but i'm sure he would have majorly bugged out to put it very mildly had he known what he had just one. in the end, this woman was some nutjob, i must say, for wtvr entertainment she provided it was def not worth the slack she's gonna be gettign after 120; but not my problem.
ok, as far as the geshem, the nonstopalbe rain that drove me up the wall this morning i'm happy to report the Spring has been drying up now for the past few hours(o baby play on words, ne one catch that?!). but this is not b4 i got absolutely drenched while walking to good ol' plant bio because the supid md shuttle is so flippin full on rainy days it won't stop for us poor souls standing with the cows 15 mins from the humanity, dare i say it, of campus. so that really annoyed me. My feet were like sloshing around cuz one of my shoes discovered how to talk (yes) and the other, well felt to dry and somehow got wet too. of course my face and hair was soaked even with a hood and of course my pants were just a lost cause. so after walking into class sweating, soaking and annoyed i was thankful at least it was decently cool so i cud dry up a little and then i tried to dry up at hillel while making myself a little chair bed, that didnt really work becuz i really needed heat and noone had a blow dryer around. by the time i got home at least everything was dry exept my feet, which were cold and wet, so thank G-d for that blow dryer, it made my feet feel all warm comfy inside. i also blow dryed my notes, yes they were damp too. it sux also that i scrwed up my brand new accounting text book which costed me way more than i'd care to mention.
the follwing are in memory of wedding.




...yes, that seems to be the phoenix suns masoct..well i guess the woman has potential after all.

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