I'm as hot as the weather

WOOHOO!! I cracked the century mark. Seems like someone's only about 1900 visits away until a slurpee...there will be a better post later, people; let me enjoy my lunch.

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wut a fun week

Hah, are'nt I so funny. And if you're gonna ask me what was so fun this week I probaly could'nt tell you. It was long. It was tiring. I remember just about nothing from it. I'm still at work which is of course always a blast. But I am very proud of myself of finishing all that was assigned to me today. Yes that seems to have been a first. How i'm typing at this point is beyond me, but then again it may just be the ratzon Hashem being that my right forearm and wrist are killing me for the writing and binidng I was honored with doing today. It's also problay pay back for the entire week of typing...non...stop.
So just a while ago i get this email from good old maryland telling me i get this plant science class i had been waitlisted on. so goody right? uh i think until i try to completely register for it but it's telling me i have some dumb "credit over somethin or other"....i dunno, basically after a phone call to the nut on the phone he tells me 17 credits (wut i was trying to take) is too much, u can only sign up for 16 before class and 18 after. but also he says i can get permission from my department if I wanna take 17. So I'm ooo thats just great but i'm a nomad in that regard. i dont have a department! i have a nice advisor but she's like never there it was a pain enough with her last sem getting to talk to the lady...i have no home! so i decided that i will drop econ and pray the other 47 seats don't get taken between now and school so i then can wake up on that fateful upcoming aug.30 morning and sign up for it and screw over the creeps that make umd such a fine institution of retarted education...don't ask me where that came from.
So today was not too interesting but at least Sean Hannity was doing his usual shtick...that guy is awesome and whoever thinks otherwise i wanna hear about it. these retard american reporter ( i guess) liberal, or as he called himself-libretarian- is rambling about we need a cease fire and all this crack so hannity, as he's been doing lately, tries to get these cracks to answer the following question : "If I am nasrallah/bin ladin/'another diaper head terrorist', what would you tell me in order to stop the conflict?" now since none of liberals,librits, librarians, lippos or hippos had half a brain they'd understand a question is supposed to be answered not reflected back with some garbage like -"that's not a valid question", what do u mean thats not a valid question?? if u think the world can sit down with these ragheads wut wud u say-hannity uses the example of a UN dude but even he admits they're retarted too-so basically these freako all loving (read-Jew/Israel hating) people can't even answer a stinking question, like how did they even pass high school or ne thign for that matter. if a teacher asks u an essay question u can ramble all u want but avoiding the answer will, ussually at least, get u nowhere. ok so i got to shotout to my man sean for not losing his cool and for entertaining me this entire week, also rush limbaugh ur awesome too , o and i got to mention chris coor who had a very interesting conversation a couple days ago about why are jews hated so much...he was making of everyone who called in and gave him these lame examples of us being the bankers and other stuff-but it was all from before the holocaust and much of it was from several hundred years ago...so ne way that was quite interesting, i should've blogged abt it when it was fresher in my mind so i apoligize.
anyway, wow it's after 5 why am i still at work i gtg enjoy my long sweaty 2 block walk home so have a great shabbos everyone.
--also check out the rebbe's (karlin's blog), but then again he claims he'll get much more ppl than me so maybe not-BUT credit must be given to where credit is due--yes that is to me--i got a second guy to start a blog...i am so proud of this trend...later alligators.

Is it really him? Is he actually blogging again? yes i think, to all of you who have waited (so patiently) here it goes.
unfortuantely nothing interestign has really happened so forgive me for rambling. fiiiiiiiiiinaly i finished the garbage excel graph/spreadsheets wtrv they are. it only took me like 3 weeks, i cant even keep track ne more, but they are done, kaput, nigmar, fini and all else.
econ is hard but noone cares so that's not getting talked about here.....ummm...
big giant mountain dew slurpees are disgusting, especially at 7:30 in the morning, how do i know? i don't but just imagine...i hope you're not remembering.
to close, shoutout to me for hitting all of about 7 or so pitches at the batting cages last night- i think that's my first contact in about 3 years....we will not get into how fast the pitch was of course.

ONEONTA, NY. Here in hickville, ny state this can't be too long cuz im stealing this from the rest of the hotel as i sit here in the hotel lobby. so after a long drive of like 5-6 hrs, i don't feel like counting we made it up here-to the baseball capital of the world. yes, cooperstown is abt 20 mins away and i think the only language people speak here, or at least their first language is "baseball signs". wtvr it is big baseball town cuz i overhaerd the woman at the front desk last nigfht explain to someone why it was so expensive, she said cuz they had like 3 leagues in this area or something. she was'nt kidding either, as i glance over to the (awesome) continental breakfast i do see several bball t-shirts, many which say "the road to cooperstown". notice how its not like highway to the Hall, at least the ppl are realistic.
So seeing my brother yesterday for the first time in a month and a half(minus 3 hrs) wasn't too bad- he even impressed me adn im sure my parens with his gemara as he walked out, albeit artscroll and i dunno maybe these girls up there in camp dig that cuz ya know with him its wtvr it takes. no, but thankfully he's goin that route as opposed to one not all too shtark...
ok so we went to a minor league game last night. it was awesome. (i love short sentences.) it was a double header although we came in the 6th inning of the 1st game, and they only play 7 innings in a double header in the minors. But the game was awesome. our team, the oneonta tigers came back from being down 6-0 in the 5th and scored 3 in 6th adn 7th bringing it to extras and winning it in the 8th on a sweet single to center. the noise of all 506 ppl who attended was deafening. yes, there were 506 ppl there abt 10 of which made noise but 3 who spoke aboev a whisper. so itr must haev been so quiet u ask? well besides for the buzz of the stadium lights and the choo choo of the train which rolled by every few innings and the CRAZY DJ in the "press box"-which conisted of a blue shack suspened practically in mid air aboev the backstop). but the music, although its the 3 weeks, i haev to admit was good but he played a new song every other pitch! but the songs werent new he just cycled through like 5 clips and never learned how to fade out so u heard a bit of a song then ABRUPT stop...very annoying, but for the most part the taste was good, no rap garbage, instead chuck berry's johnny b. good, fats domino's "walkin" and of course "eye of the tiger" every inning-they are the tigers!! so the game had its ups and downs, we were part of the 50-60 ppl left at 11 when it all ended(they lost the nightcap), but hey for kids my age, like 18-22 they didnt do too badly at all esp for single A.
ne way off to cooperstown and woodburn...

First Time for Everything

All i can say is good job...and i'm not only talking to myself not that there's anything wrong with that...I am now a blogger and i will have to make sure the connotation now switches from "loser" to "trytobefunnyer".
So i guess i should tell the world how my day went-isn't that part of the rules? it went ok, it went tiring and it's going away soon-BUT since it's friday it's not going away that soon or else we'd have problems-namely some major chillul shabbos if i was up until close to midnite writing this. so i walk into work exhausted-nothing new-too frustrated to even think about doing the GayGrafs, that's excel for me nowadays. i will not rant on what i am doing with them but it's very not kosher and i'm getting very annoyed. i got to write a "how to use" guide for the new scanner, just excitement beyond belief in addition to the usual research, easy research tho so can't complain, how boring.
Anyway shabbos is in an hour, unfortunatley it didn't start an hour ago, so much for 12 hrs of sleep tonight...and since noone is reading this anyway (at least before shabbos) good shabbos to me and the other non existent ppl.
--also as toby rabbin says- "i thrive off feedback or this is gonna be so boring" i echo those great words- i.e. speak up people or this will die a slow and terrible death.